Review 1084

Unfortunately, I’d volunteered 16 minutes of my dial-up existence to view this 2.6 mb page of mish mash. If I accidentally pressed “Refresh” there’d be hell to pay.

Apparently, Oral Sex donations are being accepted here. At the top of the page there is an image link with the words: Oral Sex Donations Accepted. Another one appears further down just in case you change your mind before you read the actual blog.

Having found what resembled a weblog, I didn’t know what to do or where to go after finding it, there didn’t seem to be any logical layout. Everything is ENORMOUS. The author(Tony Charles Zimnoch) must have a windscreen for a monitor because not only did I have to scroll up and down but left and right as well. The blog has pictures the size of Godzilla and text that can be seen a kilometre away on any freeway. The links, banners and advertisements are everywhere in a random format. The cacophony of colours is dizzying. There are lots of quoting, not enough blogging.

For someone who usually finds atleast one positive thing about anything, i was challenged with this right here. The only people who would enjoy coming here would be the author’s family and friends because random visitors might have a hard time figuring out what the blog is on about. The site probably makes slightly more sense if you have a screen larger than 1024 x 768 but if you’re on dial-up I warn you this site is hell to download. ebench