Review 2693

What a cool first impression this site makes! I entered in the standard template which is sunny yellow with a hive pattern and a bee at the top, hence the Hunny Hive reference, I suppose. Then I noticed in the sidebar a number of other template choices and, by golly, I clicked on a few. It was one of the neatest things I’ve seen in a while.

It was difficult to find the archives, as she only used the calendar format for them. From all I can tell, her archives only start a month or so back. If you go to the first archived page (August 25, 2004), it seems there were other archives at some point, but she ‘cleaned house’ and now they are gone. Shame, because as it stands now, you know very little about her. She is SweetHunnyB from GA is about all I can muster. What’s with the honey references? Do you just like honey a lot?

And what in the devil is SSOHP? It took me almost 20 minutes to find out that it means “Secret Society of Happy People” and it was buried in a randomly titled post. Yeah, this site is a very happy one. Indeed.

Also in the sidebar, there are a bunch of links to ‘word of the day’ and ‘This Day in History,’ things like that, and she also lists her favorite comic strips (complete with links!). All those SSOH People out there are getting’ happier by the minute. Thank you for brightening their day.

I liked the look of the site, including all the alternate templates, very much. The content may have been a bit too happy for me. I’m no member of the SSOHP after all. For those of you who are, you can’t find a better place to celebrate.

Hunny Hive

Review 2754

Mondo Irlando is a collection of Film, Music and other ‘stuff’ reviews by Aaron, also known as ‘The Duke’. Graphically the site is rather primitive. The graphics look like they were done in Windows Paint. Creepy. Even creepier is Aaron constantly refering to himself in the third person as the Duke. Cringe. Wasn’t there a beer commercial that says no one can be nicknamed The Duke because ‘everyone’ would want to be called the Duke? Anyway, must focus.

I started clicking around and became a little frustrated. I hit a dead link which took me to a Yahoo page then encountered really slow load times on the content from mondoirlando.com. The website could certainly use some love.

But onwards I went; surely ‘The Duke’ must have something important to say. The content here is easily accessed via the review archive page. A lot of content is linked to his reviews at ‘blogcritics.org’ (which loads fine). The content consists of current movie reviews, cds reviews and a series of editorials in the stuff section. I’ll focus on the reviews. (Although the editorials, such as ‘The 13 Best Horrors of all-ever’ and ‘The motherfucking Cinema of Woody Allen’ are good reads.)

The writing is at times insightful and creative, at others, offensive and unnecessarily derogatory. I sea-sawed a lot with my opinion on Aaron’s writing. Many reviews were full of f-this f-thats which, IMHO is the quickest route for a reviewer to lose credibility. Not to mention that the effectiveness of the word is lost when it is used so habitually. It is obvious that Aaron has vast media knowledge and great creative potential. His reviews are often very long and deeply insightful. At times perhaps too insightful. To fully appreciate Aaron’s reviews you often require a strong understanding of pop music and pop culture as he makes a lot of rather obscure references. The references are great *if* you get them, if you don’t however, you may miss the point he was trying to make which limits the usefulness of a review.

The MP3 digest is a good idea. Aaron provides a short review of a song and a link to an MP3 of the song. (Legal?) The store has a series of Aaron’s favourite films and CDs which he claims might make you say ‘Man, The Duke is one smart individual when it comes to choosing quality listening material.’ *Cough*

I can’t recommend this collection of reviews for everyone. I think the best audience would be 20 something film or music students, the rest of us could take or leave Mondo Irlando depending on the particular review. Aaron easily has the potential to become a great and influential reviewer *if* he can focus more on who he is writing for than on himself.

Mondo Irlando

Review 2754

Mondo Irlando is an odd site, to say the least and full of contradictions. When I first entered it, I was hit by a site that was busy. A flashing Amazon sign was the first thing I noticed, (and much use is made of the Amazon referrals scheme throughout the rest of the site too) followed by some rather basic links and title bars. Lots of reds and greens on a background that is made up of the numbers 1 – 9 sprawled across the screen. I was also a little confused as to where the blog was, being confronted with three main titles – “film”, “music” and “other shit”. I had a bit of a root around though and settled on the “Article Archive”, which seemed as good a place as any to start reading.

Now, firstly I am going to completely slate this blog. You have been warned. But before I dive headlong in to the vitriol, I also want to say that there is light of the end of the tunnel – this blog is not all bad. Just mostly. Firstly, the writing style.

The thing which bothered me the most about the blog is the amount of unnecessary swearing. Not just casual swearing either – it is pretty blatant and pretty full on throughout the blog. For example, one post is titled “The motherfucking cinema of Woody Allen”. Now don’t get me wrong, I am all for swearing. Swearing is big and it is clever, but I really think it works so much better when it is used APPROPRIATELY and not just for its own sake. That title, for example would have worked so much better without the m-word included – it did not improve it in any way. The same principle applies to the rest of the blog too – it is absolutely full of superfluous swearing. Far from being impressed, it quite frankly just made me feel ill. The rest of the writing style is not much better. It is very pretentious and full of grammatical errors. It wouldn’t be so bad but the errors are generally put in intentionally to try and sound cool, or authentic, or something. I know we all like to add our own “voice” or idiom to our weblogs but this goes way too far. It just sounds forced, is difficult to read and occasionally doesn’t even make sense. The author also likes to include his own made-up imagery and metaphors, but he is no Shakespeare in this regard either. He also talks about himself in the third person, similar to the way Craig David does. By now, you may have picked up that I didn’t enjoy reading it.

Ok, rant over. The sad fact of the matter is that once you get past the appalling writing style, the dubious site design and the jarring profanities, there are actually some interesting, well researched articles to be found. They are mostly along the lines of popular culture (music/ films/ books/ computer games) but they are often extensive and full of information about each subject. The musical references and album reviews clearly show an in-depth knowledge of the subject and he even offers MP3’s to download. He is also not afraid to interview people about areas he likes to investigate further- book authors or filmmakers for example. This would all be very impressive if it wasn’t posted on to his site in that “unique” style, which tends to spoil it rather a lot.

So whilst the score of 2 is low overall, the actual content is actually quite good in places. It is just the whole package and form it is wrapped up in which I intensely dislike. If the author chose to write like an adult instead of a 13 year old teenager, I would probably come back more often.Mondo Irlando

Review 2686

Jamesyboy has a blog named “The Future’s Bright……” and it’s busier than a busy freeway, something you see on television like, say, in Los Angeles.

Upon coming to the site, you have no idea what’s going on. What do I do? Where do I look? Look at all this stuff! There are links and photos and video links and forums and news feeds and more links and thumbnail photos of friends and blogrolls, blog rings, whew, I’m exhausted just relaying it all to you. The blog must scroll down a half a mile with all this stuff, stuff, STUFF! Jamesyboy has included a link (and/or photo) of everything he’s ever encountered in his life. Thank God he was born in 1978, otherwise there would only be more links. (I kid.) There’s a nice smiling photo of Jamesyboy in the upper left corner, so I started there.

Jamesyboy is from Reading, England. He likes music and posts some really cool music videos on his site. In fact, from what I could tell, his very first 2 posts from August 2003 were just that–video clips. I suppose they were clips he liked at the time. I quite enjoyed them as well. Recently, he’s given all his posts the name of the So-and-So Experience, as in “The GMail Experience” or “The Improving Fitness Experience.” You learn about his day to day life, commuting to and from work, his friends, their weddings and what it’s like to be Jamesyboy in Reading. While not earth-shattering by any means, I love to get slices of life such as this. And, yes, I suppose all the hundreds of thousands (I exaggerate for effect) of links he has up and down both sides of his blog ARE part of who he is.

Now if Jamesyboy would only ditch about three-fourths of the links/photos on his page, we could find his archives and read about him more thoroughly. I give his site a 2. Lose the clutter, gain a reader!
The Future’s Bright

Review 2710

A self-proclaimed “non-blog,” Waveflux is actually an online journal, so it declares itself in its very first post. The author is not identified but lives in St. Louis, is married, works for a non-profit, and definitely does not like George W. Bush. And boy, he knows how to make you laugh. And think. And do all the things that the world of blogs—-er, online journals is supposed to be about.

There are no links for comments on Waveflux, for it does not “willingly collaborate.” It’s just this guy’s opinions, take them or leave them. Oh, and also photos of his cats. (People with cats always put pictures of their cats on their websites, don’t they?) The site’s design is a movable type platform, very clean and unassuming, just like the author himself. (Well, okay, I don’t know how clean he is. We should ask his wife on that.)

He has tons of links on what he’s talking about (red links! Argh. Not a fan of the red type, Wave), so you know he’s doing his homework and not just some shmo spouting off crap he heard on talk radio. His posts are all categorized neatly in one of the 3 columns, and one category is devoted to The Amazing Race. Ya gotta love that.

So, so many of his posts made me laugh. Including the title of one from April 2004 “Please, God, end it now” with a photo of William Hung (bad American Idol singer) underneath. The Tyra Banks post (08/06/04) was hysterical. The political posts are smart and insightful as were the posts on pop culture, sex and gender, and even who he is currently crushin’ on. I especially like the conversations he has with his wife. What an entertaining house that must be!

In short, I will spend the next several hours reading each and every one of his entries again. I will bookmark this site and read it every day. And it doesn’t hurt that he does look like Andre Braugher.
Waveflux