On warning from our beloved leader, Brent, that this was a very adult blog, I immediately went to go and have a look.
I’ll get the preliminaries out of the way first. The look of the blog is very average and is a basic blogspot layout that someone has just hap-hazardly thrown together. The writing (when it occurs) is very immature, childish almost, which is ironic because the introduction to the blog is as follows:
I Started My Own Pay ADULT Site: mikeyandmandy.com, as a Mature not old, Married, and PUBLISHED EROTIC WRITER and with a DESIGN/BRAIN CREATIVE/SUCCESSFUL ARTIST. Strap on the Seat Belts, Puke Bags, Open your Pants, Get it Out, whatever. This is a long, strange, virtua-ride. A dirty little tale, too. Ready Master? Mistress? Whatever?
Riiight. That was written by a published writer, folks. It left me wondering, to be perfectly honest.
Mandy, who I assume is the writer of the blog, gives us fair warning that it’s an adult blog and I suppose it is… if you’re a teenager who is playing hooky from school and can sneak a peek at such things on the computer since mommy isn’t home to tell you off. This reviewer found nothing adult in the blog at all – adult meaning nothing that a mature-minded person who is looking for something naughty to read or look at – which isn’t to say that there’s no naughty bits to be found here. There are. But they’re stupid and not worth the time it takes to download them all.
As you can tell, my first and following impressions of the blog weren’t good ones. I know sex. I know blogs about sex, and I have seen some absolutely exquisite blogs combining sex and blogging (written by other people in the erotica business or by working girls). This blog does not even come close to the quality of those, or at least the quality that any adult would find stimulating (either physically or mentally).
Mandy says in her second entry:
Okay, no bullshit. Nothing about me or this blog is bullshit, well maybe some things. But I’m not gonna misrepresent shit to you guys. Lying is getting worse than horrible these days. The Bush People. PR from stars. Even the manufacturing of Jenna Jameson.
It’s horrible AND boring. Bland. Have you seen the lastest action movie?
There’s a little adage that comes to mind after reading the above, and it goes along the lines of stones and glass houses.
I personally found the blog inane (or, in Mandy’s own words, “bullshit”). I love adult material, and it takes a lot to offend me but rather than being offended or even titillated by the images found on the site. I was bored to tears and wondering why I had wasted my time.
It’s a pity really, because Mandy’s sex life could have been something pretty good, however in order to fix this blog, there needs to be some serious scrapping and starting over from scratch.
Mandy’s Sex Life